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Now that I have your attention I shall begin my blog but first things first - If you haven't read the about page of my site then I would suggest kindly do so as it will give you an idea regarding the kind of content I write on my site (well that rhymed unintentionally) and if you have already read the about page then what are you waiting for? (love me like you do) scroll down and enjoy 🗿.

First I should welcome you to my blog so....Welcome to my blog (Well, that should do it). Now that we over with the formalities allow me to bring your attention towards (its really serious) I am unemployed :(. If any employer is reading this, gimme a job🤌.

After begging for job its time to beg for subscribers🗿. Please subscribe my YT channel 🥺 and transfer some money (like ₹10K or so💁‍♂️) on google pay as well :). E-begging on live streams are pretty (just like me🌚) common and Kage doesn't do common, hence the blog🤡.

I put that cute cat so that (hmmm, this also rhymed unintentionally🤔) I don't end up losing your attention though given my persuasive writing skills that hardly happens🗿.

Now what should I write about?

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Finally a breakthrough -:

 Ah yes of course, let's talk about that. So you see (unless you are blind) I recently gave an interview for a company and they asked me to write a movie review on the last movie that I had watched. Guess what I watched - The Human Centipede💀. Boy that was some review.... Though thankfully they didn't ask about the last video that I watched which was Amit Bhadhana's video - English Family (what were you thinking🌚).

PS - I don't like his videos. I can say anything (almost) to crack a joke🗿.

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Alright the time has come to end the blog, this is where my work is done but yours has just begun (another rhyme🌚) which is to like, comment and share.

Bye bye (always reminds me of Deadpool).